On a scale of 1-100: My Needs

OKAY SEE HOW I’M A TROOPER? JUST LOOK AT MY CHART.  STARTING OUT THIS MORNING WITH MY FAN KEPT ON HIGH I WAS THE COOLEST DESAN CUCUMBER BUT SEE WHERE MY PATIENCE STARTED TO GO OFF THE CHARTS?  YEAH IT’S CAUSE OF THE HEAT.  FOUR THINGS I NEEDED TO GET ME THROUGH A 75-YEAR OLD BUILDING WITH BROKEN AC AND LEAD IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN?  SHORT SHORT SHORTS, PHOTOS OF JUDE LAW SWIMINNING IN THE ADRIATIC (OR THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY DVD WOULD WORK JUST AS WELL), RAY BAN’S NEW MODEL 3360 SUNGLASSES, AND SCRAPS OF SHEET METAL USED TO MAKE THE ASTRO DOME (WITHOUT THAT SHIELD THAT’S HOW MUCH BLARE I’M FEELING THROUGH MY WINDOWS ONTO MY FACE RIGHT NOW…AN ANGRY FACED GYM TEACHER COULDN’T COMPETE WITH MY RED CHEEKS (TRACY’S RED CHEEKS:            ↓  ↓  ↓                                

SO I GUESS IT WAS MY SHORT SHORT SHORTS THAT WON OUT…AS THE DAY GOT HOTTER SO DID MY BLOOD-STREAM AND SO DID THE STEAM IN THE CHEMISTRY LAB WITH THE HOT CHEM TEACHER. THESE SHORTSCOULD HELP ME MULTI-TASK!