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QUESTION: Was MD’s earthquake from oil fracking in West Virginia?
MAGIC 8-BALL: IT IS CERTAIN.
QUESTION: Was Chrissie Hynde actually in a band named for a rapist?
MAGIC 8-BALL: BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW.
QUESTION: Is Salman Rushdie out of danger (for good)?
MAGIC 8-BALL: DON’T COUNT ON IT.
QUESTION: Will Phill Spector admit that he murdered that model?
MAGIC 8-BALL: DON’T COUNT ON IT.
QUESTION: Was Gregory Peck like Atticus Finch in real life?
MAGIC 8-BALL: DON’T COUNT ON IT.
QUESTION: Was Frank Black ever attracted to Kelly Deal?
MAGIC 8-BALL: REPLAY HAZY, TRY AGAIN.
QUESTION: Did Frank Black ever like Kelly Deal?
MAGIC 8-BALL: TRY AGAIN LATER.
QUESTION: Are the people on that Malaysian plane alive?
MAGIC 8-BALL:DON’T COUNT ON IT.
QUESTION: If I Facebooked the teacher I had a crush on, would he think “She doesn’t look much different since middle school”?
MAGIC 8-BALL: IT IS CERTAIN.
QUESTION: Was Benecio Del Toro one of Madame Heidi Fleiss’s clients?
MAGIC 8-BALL: WITHOUT A DOUBT
QUESTION: Will Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows respond to 1/100 Tweets I messaged?
MAGIC 8-BALL: OUTLOOK GOOD
QUESTION: Did Madonna like high school?
MAGIC 8-BALL: CANNOT PREDICT NOW
QUESTION: Will the Smiths ever go on tour again?
MAGIC 8-BALL: OUTLOOK GOOD

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