9 things about my parents

three things to remember about your folks whenever you get up to see them:

1. always remember to bring suntan lotion cause they’ll complain about you later

2.if you’re sunburned, crawl under the sheets or stay near an air conditioner

3.always clean-up because somehow you become invisible when you do that

4.take the dogs for walks so you can have some time to yourself

5.wear long-sleeve shirts and pants all the time even when its hot, because you might have tattoos like me

6.eat vegetables with every main course and hold an apple in your hand because they might complain that you have anemia otherwise or low iron

7.always brush your hair…even keep one in your pocket just in case…

8.if you have a fight blame the heat

9.and don’t cost them a lot of money, or pay for coffee

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