if you’d read it i’d write you…:

upstairs neighbor:

when you come down the stairs can you walk instead of run? and can you talk outside and not on your phone?

wtmd (89.7) independant music radio station= towson, md:

i really liked the 5 o’clock shadow, “go daddy go”  yesterday for “cee lo green and the violent femmes.  but honestly who’s version do you like better?

bobby brown

what were you thinking when you snuck into your ex-wife’s funeral?

mitt romney (after i saw your feb. 16 clip on steven colbert)

at what point in your speech to the people in detroit did you realize you were talking all about little lakes, tall trees and nothing else?

gisele bundchen

do you feel bad about throwing your husband’s team mates under the bus?  have you learned from that experience?

the New Yorker

you tempt us with your illustrative covers, having us think that you have a story inside to go along with them when you really don’t. how come?


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