1. will it snow again sometime soon?
2. at the free movie night at the Charles theater am i gonna see a “tinker tale soldier spy” over a “dangerous method” ?
3. if I ever get drunk enough, will I see the ghost of Club Charles in the girl’s bathroom?
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD
4. will wayne coyne ever do drugs enough to post a twitter video of himself in his undewear in a motel?
MY SOURCES SAY NO
5. am i gonna be like one of those people on house hunters someday? where I demand double vanity sinks with my husband in a new house?