week of 1/21/12: THINGS I ASKED AN EIGHTBALL

1.  will it snow again sometime soon?

OUTLOOK GOOD

2. at the free movie night at the Charles theater am i gonna see a “tinker tale soldier spy” over a “dangerous method” ?

VERY DOUBTFUL

3. if I ever get drunk enough, will I see the ghost of Club Charles in the girl’s bathroom?

OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD

4. will wayne coyne ever do drugs enough to post a twitter video of himself in his undewear in a motel?

MY SOURCES SAY NO

5. am i gonna be like one of those people on house hunters someday? where I demand double vanity sinks with my husband in a new house?

YES

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